December 2011
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May 2010
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November 2009
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August 2009
2 posts
“Positive report from Iraq: U.S. military officials find civilian casualties are...”
– Onion News
“that jelly certainly tastes like lemon”
July 2009
6 posts
Watchbarats and bereta. some funny shit!
June 2009
18 posts
“People scare easier when they’re dyin’”
“SHOOOOT!!!”
– Arnold
“Magic > Reality”
“When a person says to a child, “one day, you’re going to be an...”
May 2009
16 posts
“Grades are just the Devil’s way of making you feel stupid”
“If you have a racist friend, now is the time for your friendship to end”
“When government regulates more and more aspects of our lives, and regulates them...”
– Ayn Rand
“Never leave with a hippie to a second location.”
– Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock (via lemonmeringue)
“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government,
so let us tie the...”
– Thomas Jefferson
5 hours of intense study prepared me for a 30 minute test.
“If you keep the gun above your head, you have a better chance of shootin’...”
– Joe the Wilderly Man